I asked some other mom's on my facebook to finish this sentence:
"You know your'e a Mom When _______________________________"
Here were some responses...
"...your purse contains Goldfish crackers, a pacifier and wipes at all times"
"... you go out with lord knows what wiped on your clothes and it doesn't faze you!"
"...you sing, Dora Dora Dora the Explorer in the shower"
"...you don't know what tv shows to put on when the kids are in bed as all you watch is Treehouse/Nickelodeon"
"...words that make you sound like your mother fly out of your mouth"
"...you're waiting in the check out line with NO kids, yet you're still bouncing as if there's a child in your arms"
"...you've stopped carrying a purse and just put your wallet in the diaper bag"
"...you have diapers and wipes stashed in every room of the house"
"...you cant have an adult conversation anymore without talking to people using baby talk"
"...When you trade in your nice fitting jeans for track pants"
"...you cancel your nail appointments for the next year,so you can afford that $300 summer camp"
"...you drop your purse in a busy store & all that falls out of it are wipes,tissues,diaper cream,bandaids & maybe a clean diaper"
"...you finally get some alone time and miss your kids so much you have to go get them"
"...when you can juggle making dinner, the phone going off, one set having challenges with not listening to eachother, the toddler calling that he needs his bottom wiped and the lady on the other phone who is a telemarketer askes if she can call back because you are busy"